This is a tumblr.....so yeah.

shootingsqueakers:

mackdaddykay:

shootingsqueakers:

Working on my car is a pain in the ass because they make cars now so that you have to go to a special mechanic with special tools and a special dick to fuck you over with!!!!!!!

Yeah and more often then not that special dick comes with a sand paper condom.

and then after all that you pay them.

And they don’t even have the good graces to feel bad about it.