This is a tumblr.....so yeah.

shootingsqueakers:

mackdaddykay:

shootingsqueakers:

mackdaddykay:

shootingsqueakers:

Working on my car is a pain in the ass because they make cars now so that you have to go to a special mechanic with special tools and a special dick to fuck you over with!!!!!!!

Yeah and more often then not that special dick comes with a sand paper condom.

and then after all that you pay them.

And they don’t even have the good graces to feel bad about it.

nope they just smile

Because they know! Gah! Sadistic bastards!!!